http://www.log-clan.co.uk The greatest multigaming clan in the world League of Gentlemen League of Gentlemen Evo RSS Parser 60 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/images/evo/minilogo.gif http://www.log-clan.co.uk 94 15 Nuke-Evolution 2.0.7 Powered - Xtreme 2.0 Edition en-uk toowoodies@hotmail.com 2012-05-20T14:42:45-05:00 hourly 1 2012-05-20T14:42:45-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1056#6446
Incidentally, Winters hard drive has failed, so for the next few days he'll be unavailable.]]> 6446@http://www.log-clan.co.uk Cod 4 server 2012-05-03T07:12:27-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1059#6442
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation.

The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said, "So why are you here?"

The yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what's the vet going to do ? "

" Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the yellow Lab.."They reckon it'll calm me down."

The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked, "Why are you here?"

The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.

The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?

"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see." Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."

The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?"

The Great Dane said, "No, apparently I'm here to get my nails clipped!]]> 6442@http://www.log-clan.co.uk It's a dogs life. 2012-05-02T08:51:34-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1053#6437 6437@http://www.log-clan.co.uk Solid gold car 2012-04-28T20:42:13-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1052#6430 The sad thing is that I, amongst thousands of others, saw him die on stage. Everyone laughed when he fell to the floor because he was kinda sat up, but then there was a sort of wheeze which quietened everyone in the theater. Then the curtains were pulled around him and you saw his legs unseremoniously slid from view. Had it been an act, it would have been funny.

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On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed and soon after died from a heart attack in front of millions of television viewers, midway through his act on the London Weekend Television variety show "Live From Her Majesty's", transmitted live from Her Majesty's Theatre. His stage persona required that his act intentionally went wrong for comic purposes, leading to some initial uncertainty about whether this collapse was real.]]> 6430@http://www.log-clan.co.uk Tommy Cooper 2012-04-17T20:50:24-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1051#6424 6424@http://www.log-clan.co.uk End of Nations 2012-04-12T07:52:19-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1044#6399 Thanks for helping the server too matey.]]> 6399@http://www.log-clan.co.uk Battlefield 3 Server 2012-04-04T09:59:37-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1042#6392 6392@http://www.log-clan.co.uk Oh Camper Camper - time for a sing-along 2012-04-03T12:19:30-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1037#6368 ]]> 6368@http://www.log-clan.co.uk "Morning Sex" 2012-03-26T15:36:32-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1030#6342 6342@http://www.log-clan.co.uk I saw this and thought of you Gunbo Perfect... 2012-03-03T11:16:25-05:00 http://www.log-clan.co.uk/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=1026#6329 6329@http://www.log-clan.co.uk never waste a good chopper! 2012-02-25T10:06:58-05:00